http://uberbusy.com/2009/01/02/fat-britain-the-modern-epidemic/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=fat-britain-the-modern-epidemic Fri, 18 May 2012 12:06:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://uberbusy.com/2009/01/02/fat-britain-the-modern-epidemic/comment-page-1/#comment-35 Rich Sat, 03 Jan 2009 22:59:47 +0000 http://uberbusy.com/?p=100#comment-35 Well, I'm not fat...I'm just American! Just kidding. On this side of the pond we have been sitting on our fat asses not doing anything about this. If we weren't so Franco-phobic we could "kill two birds with one stone" so to speak...or to speak more literally, get our exercise by throwing stones at McDonald's! But I think the best solution is to brutally harass, scare, and make fun of morbidly obese people, especially if they're children. Have you ever seen a really fat kid cry? It's so funny you can literally lose weight...laughing your ass off. To the bleeding hearts out there, this may seem cruel, but anyone who's seen the YouTube videos of that fat-ass butterball boy getting scared shitless by the "practical joke video game" or the "bungee drop fair ride" knows I am imparting godlike wisdom. Hell, even the fat kid lost some water weight....WHAAAAH!...WHAAAAH! P.S. - Martin, letting stupid Americans comment on your blog keeps it classy...real fuckin' classy ;) Well, I’m not fat…I’m just American! Just kidding. On this side of the pond we have been sitting on our fat asses not doing anything about this. If we weren’t so Franco-phobic we could “kill two birds with one stone” so to speak…or to speak more literally, get our exercise by throwing stones at McDonald’s! But I think the best solution is to brutally harass, scare, and make fun of morbidly obese people, especially if they’re children. Have you ever seen a really fat kid cry? It’s so funny you can literally lose weight…laughing your ass off. To the bleeding hearts out there, this may seem cruel, but anyone who’s seen the YouTube videos of that fat-ass butterball boy getting scared shitless by the “practical joke video game” or the “bungee drop fair ride” knows I am imparting godlike wisdom. Hell, even the fat kid lost some water weight….WHAAAAH!…WHAAAAH! P.S. – Martin, letting stupid Americans comment on your blog keeps it classy…real fuckin’ classy ;)

]]> http://uberbusy.com/2009/01/02/fat-britain-the-modern-epidemic/comment-page-1/#comment-344 Rich Sat, 03 Jan 2009 22:59:00 +0000 http://uberbusy.com/?p=100#comment-344 Well, I'm not fat...I'm just American! Just kidding. On this side of the pond we have been sitting on our fat asses not doing anything about this. If we weren't so Franco-phobic we could "kill two birds with one stone" so to speak...or to speak more literally, get our exercise by throwing stones at McDonald's! But I think the best solution is to brutally harass, scare, and make fun of morbidly obese people, especially if they're children. Have you ever seen a really fat kid cry? It's so funny you can literally lose weight...laughing your ass off. To the bleeding hearts out there, this may seem cruel, but anyone who's seen the YouTube videos of that fat-ass butterball boy getting scared shitless by the "practical joke video game" or the "bungee drop fair ride" knows I am imparting godlike wisdom. Hell, even the fat kid lost some water weight....WHAAAAH!...WHAAAAH! P.S. - Martin, letting stupid Americans comment on your blog keeps it classy...real fuckin' classy ;) Well, I’m not fat…I’m just American! Just kidding. On this side of the pond we have been sitting on our fat asses not doing anything about this. If we weren’t so Franco-phobic we could “kill two birds with one stone” so to speak…or to speak more literally, get our exercise by throwing stones at McDonald’s! But I think the best solution is to brutally harass, scare, and make fun of morbidly obese people, especially if they’re children. Have you ever seen a really fat kid cry? It’s so funny you can literally lose weight…laughing your ass off. To the bleeding hearts out there, this may seem cruel, but anyone who’s seen the YouTube videos of that fat-ass butterball boy getting scared shitless by the “practical joke video game” or the “bungee drop fair ride” knows I am imparting godlike wisdom. Hell, even the fat kid lost some water weight….WHAAAAH!…WHAAAAH! P.S. – Martin, letting stupid Americans comment on your blog keeps it classy…real fuckin’ classy ;)

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